Student Pilot

His request to take pictures of a mountainside fire approved, the ABC News photographer quickly uses a cellphone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He is told a single-engine plane will be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spots a plane warming up outside a hangar.

He jumps in with his bag, slams the door shut, and shouts: "Let's go."

The pilot taxies out, swings the plane into the wind and takes off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructs the pilot: "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fire on the hillsides."

"Why?" asks the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for ABC Cable News," he responds, "and I need to get some close-up shots."

The pilot is strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammers: "So, what you're telling me is... you are not my flight instructor?"

TOP TEN REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE

1. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you.

2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed

to memory for future reference.

4. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and

they don't, won't, or can't follow it.

5. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on

particularly if you already have a floppy in.

6 If you floppy disk has a virus, you can be $@#$@#$@#$@# sure your

computer will get it.

7. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

8. A better model is just around the corner.

9.The best part of having one is the games you can play.

10. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.

Blond on a Plane

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.

The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."

The Chief flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move.

The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."

The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class.

The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"

"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California."

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Click here to Read this adventure of Atlantic Crossing on a Single in 4 Parts

Greenland The Terminal "Greenland the Coolest Place on Earth"

If God had really intended men to fly, He'd make it easier to get to the airport.

Atlantic Crossing on a Single Engine Airplane

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